American Soda - Jolt Cola - Mountain Dew

[gemini]

Im back. And after the rather successful sales of Jolt and Mountain Dew last time, I'l do it again for BL7

At the minute, im just letting you all know that I intend to go through with the big bulk order just like last time. If you want some of this rather phanomenal stuff, then I will start accepting orders as soon as the dates of Breachlan7 are confirmed by the Breachlan staff.

In the meantime, www.americansoda.co.uk is the website I will be using for the order. Have a browse around :)

[faramir]

ugh not this crap again. i have a large dislike of jolt cola and franchising of the LAN to vendor forward drinks regardless of their exotic origin.

but im not staff nor the rest of the LAN, nuff said do as you wish just dont try to sell to me.

[Lizii]

For us who have basically disappeared off the face of the planet and then came back and have no idea what this is about...

Someone explain?

[gemini]

At the last LAN I put in a big bulk order for everyone at the lan who wanted anything from that website I said in the first post.

It went down very well. I think about 8 people bought some stuff and everyone loved it.

[Olap]

I shall be sticking with only scottish drinks. irn-bru and tennants ftw!

[Deep Blue]

Jolt cola is worth it purely for the giggles it gave me :)

[PseudoPhreak]

ugh not this crap again. i have a large dislike of jolt cola and franchising of the LAN to vendor forward drinks regardless of their exotic origin.

but im not staff nor the rest of the LAN, nuff said do as you wish just dont try to sell to me.

If he was doing it to make money then it wouldnt be allowed, essentially he is just doing a favor for people buy doing it and giving people the chance to try something new and save a little money than if they ordered it themselves.

[Deep Blue]

Saving on shipping and saves you having to order it yourself :)

[mulllet88]

those giggles are well worth it! :P The blue stuff is lethal.

[gemini]

www.americansoda.co.uk

For those who dont know about this stuff, il just give everyone a quick heads up.

Jolt cola is an amazing energy drink from the United States. It has more caffiene in it per ml than red bull, and the cans are over three times the size of a can of red bull. They really are huge.

http://img232.imageshack.us/img232/7730/joltcf9.jpg

That is just to put it into proportion, just how big these cans are. That is a full sized pint glass beside that can. It also comes with a screw on lid to keep that fizz in there.

At the last lan, I think EVERYONE loved the way the lids exploded off the top of the cans when you opened them up. "FIRE IN THE HOLE"

Do note though, this stuff is absolutly insanely strong. Each can has about 95% of your daily RDA of sugar plus a massive caffiene dose. For your information, the green cans of Jolt are no sugar cans, hence suitable for diabetics.

If you are unsure or nervous about ordering a big huge crate of Jolt, then you can make up a Variety pack of Jolt. These went down very well last time. For just £2.50 per can you can order up to six cans for delivery at the lan. You may think that it is a bit expensive, but consider this.

3 cans of Red Bull = 1 Can of Jolt
3 cans of Red Bull costs £3
1 can of Jolt costs £2.50

Not only is it better value, but it is a special drink that you cant just get every day.

Also on American Soda is Mountain Dew. Its this really sweet fruity drink that for some reason isnt available in the UK. The taste can only be described as "Angel tears". Its fantastic. Once again though, it has a very high sugar and caffiene content.

We had some great fun with the Bawls last time. I personally quite liked the stuff it was quite fruity and definatly good for keeping you up. Plus not to forget, the number of Bawls jokes that you can crack makes it worth every penny :D

Im not restricting you to just the above mentioned products. You can order anything you want from the website including any of the candy, and any other denomination of any of the listed products. Just make sure to confirm the price with me

If you are interested

Prices are
Jolt Cola - All varieties - 695ml Cans - 12 Cans - £22
Jolt Variety Pack - 695ml Cans - 4 Cans - £10
Bawls Energy Drink - 10oz - 6 bottles - £13
Mountain Dew - All varieties - 330ml Cans - 24 Cans £18
Delivery to Breachlan - £2

Payment in cash at Breachlan is acceptable. But if you would prefer to pay in advance then please contact me and I wll give you my bank information. No paypal please.

For all orders, queries, or any other information, please contact me via email

gemini [at] multiplay.co.uk

Deadline for orders is Midday on Monday 26th November

And please also, only place an order if you are marked as paid for Breachlan. I will not be accepting orders from people not marked as paid.

Thanks again everyone. I hope we get as much of a kick out of it this time as we did last time.

If you ordered anything last time, feel free to post your comments and oppinions below.

[gemini]

Orders so far

gemini:
12x Blue Jolts

Scottish Dragon:
12x Green Jolts
6x Green Jolts
12x Jolt Mixup
3x Red Jolts

F_Sake:
24x Green Mountain Dew's
1x Green Jolt
1x Red Jolt

Prism:
18 Green Jolts

ZeroG:
6x Bawls
2x Monster
6x Blue Jolts

Madman
24x Red Mountain Dew

pseudophreak
6x Blue Jolts
1x silver

D4V3
24x Green Mountain Dew's
6x Blue Jolts

Lizi
1x Red Jolt
1x Bawls

Deep Blue
6x Red Jolts

ComradeMullet
12x Red Jolts
6x Bawls


Ynda
10x M&M's Peanut Butter (46g Bag)


Current Order Value inc Delivery: £XXX.xx

Remember - You must be paid for breachlan to place an order, and the maximum order value is £350

[PseudoPhreak]

anyone wanna split a 12 pack of jolt blue?

[Bloodnok]

ok why not, i will pay for the other half pseudophreak

[gemini]

The Jolt is available in 6 packs. Its £13.50 for a 6-pack of any one kind of Jolt if you would like that :)

[PseudoPhreak]

true, but its cheaper to get a 12 pack and split it

[Scottish-Husky]

i'll get 18 cans, even if someone doesn't want to split ^^

perhaps gemini can negotiate for a discount with them if we place a big order

[gemini]

Do u really need to link to my account info lol :)

Id be happy to try to negotiate as much money off as possable. If enough people order something il take the postage down accordingly (Size of order is not proportional to cost)

Ive sent PM's to both D4V3 and pseudo confirming your order and the price. Il add you to the list as soon as you both get back to me :)

[Castiana]

18/18 Green Jolt ere plz

[ZeroG]

Hmm I'll place an order just now, although i might slightly modify it later.

6x Bawls (http://www.americansoda.co.uk/uk/American-Soda/Home/Drinks/Regular/Bawls.aspx)

2x Monsters (http://www.americansoda.co.uk/uk/American-Soda/Home/Drinks/Regular/Monster-Energy-Drink.aspx)

6x Jolt Blue (http://www.americansoda.co.uk/uk/American-Soda/Home/Drinks/Regular/Jolt-CX2-Blue.aspx)

[Castiana]

Gemini, just get me a crate or two of jolt green

[PseudoPhreak]

yup, confirm the 12 pack of blue jolt

[MadmaN]

Mountain Dew Code Red - that stuf was nice as Mark gave me a can to taste and i enjoyed it :) so I can I order a pack of Mountain Dew Code Red please.
Thank you. only 75p a can! lol i like how the site says only 75p a can lol, but it is new and diffent and cant be baught in the UK lol.

[Scottish-Husky]

add 1 lemon lime suger can to my list please gemini

[Scottish-Husky]

Scrap That Last Post, Please make it a Mixed Crate of 12 Gemini!

[Lizii]

Have you got my order still gemini?

[gemini]

er, was

2x individual MD and 2x Jolt colas iirc. But I cant do the individual MD's

You decided on something else ?

[Lizii]

a jolt and a bawls.


he he. Bawls.

[gemini]

Update

Atm there is a serious load of stuff on that list. The order at the minute has just broken the £200 mark. :D

I have set the limit on the order of £350. Once the combined total order value reaches £350 I simply will not be able to afford to spend any more than that.

Hence, If you would like something, remember this.

1) Order closes at 6pm on Monday 26th November

or

2) Order closes once total value reaches £350

whichever comes sooner :)

[Deep Blue]

You have my order yes? 6 X red jolt? :)

[gemini]

Yes mate.

The list of orders so far is the first post on the second page of this thread :)

[Scottish-Husky]

remember i also want a mixed 12pack mate

[mulllet88]

I'll have a 12 pack of red jolt and a 6 pack of bawls :P

[gemini]

Updating now :)

[gemini]

***REMEMBER***

Order Deadline is noon this coming Monday.

I will be going through the list and contacting everyone individually to confirm the value of your individual order.

[Scottish-Husky]

Folks iv been told if we get the order over £300 we can get DISCOUNT

[Castiana]

Order's So far (http://www.breachlan.org.uk/forums/showthread.php?p=3372#post3372)

[gemini]

Folks iv been told if we get the order over £300 we can get DISCOUNT

This is true. Apparently if the order gets to over £300 I can get free delivery (everyone wins).

As it stands I have a few discount coupons which could take the price of everything right down too. Current prices listed are the absolute maximum you will pay :)

[gemini]

Alright folks thats it. No more orders please, we have done it.

The total value of the order including delivery now stands at £337.87 which is just below my maximum limit. Thats it.

Good news for everyone aswell. If you did order with me, because the order size, Americansoda have given us 15% discount. Which is enough to cover the cost of delivery. FREE DELIVERY for everyone. PLUS MORE. What you are paying for, is CHEAPER than buying direct from americansoda. Never mind the fact you arent paying for delivery. :D

If you would like to order some stuff though, it isnt too late. You can still order yourself from the website and it will be delivered before the lan.

Time though for some interesting information.

Last time, the total value including delivery came to £113.70 We have just about tripled the amount of stuff coming.

The condensed order comes to

48x Green Mountain Dews
37x Green Jolts
36x Blue Jolts
25x Red Jolts
24x Red Mountain Dews
13x Bawls
10x packets of peanut butter M&M's
4x Silver Jolts
3x Cherry Jolts
2x Monsters
and 1 box of Lucky Charms

This is a serious amount of sugar.

Tune on on Tuesday around 10am to see the first pictures of it when it arrives on my doorstep :)

[Scottish-Husky]

Ok here is what its gonna cost you folks

Gemini: £27.00
12x Blue Jolts
Lucky Charms


Scottish Dragon: £57.50
18x Green Jolts
6x Red Jolts
3x Cherry
3x Blue
3x Silver


F_Sake: £22.00
24x Green Mountain Dew's
1x Green Jolt
1x Red Jolt


Prism: £31.00
18x Green Jolts


ZeroG: £27.50
6x Bawls
2x Monster
6x Blue Jolts


Madman: £18.50
24x Red Mountain Dew


pseudophreak: £12.50
6x Blue Jolts
1x silver


D4V3 24x Green Mountain Dew's £27.50
6x Blue Jolts


Lizi: £7.00
1x Red Jolt
1x Bawls


Deep Blue: £12.50
6x Red Jolts


ComradeMullet: £32.50
12x Red Jolts
6x Bawls


Ynda:£11.50
10x M&M's Peanut Butter (46g Bag)

[gemini]

Right, some of the stuff has turned up.

It was shipped in 5 boxes, 4 of which have just turned up.

Il make sure pictures of the 5th will go up as soon as it arrives.

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[gemini]

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Put into two posts due to being a 4 image link per post

[ZeroG]

Very nice :)

But my work's small monitor doesn't like your large pics :P

[gemini]

Very nice :)

But my work's small monitor doesn't like your large pics :P

Point made. Il get them resized :)

[Bloodnok]

Anyone taking the mother of fridges :D? If not, my boot of my car will do and notice it dissappear to the tune of It's Caper Time (The Italian Job, 1969)

[gemini]

Well, update, I guess.

The other box STILL hasnt turned up. Meaning that tomorrow is the last chance for it to arrive before Breachlan.

I have been on Parcelforces case all day. And after much tooing and froing they have determined that the package is in Manchester waiting to come up here.

I should know around 9am tomorrow morning if it does come up tonight. But if it doesnt then rest assured I will be banging heads together between parcelforce and americansoda to try to get the contents of that last box delivered to me before 6pm.

Basically, if you ordered anything other than Jolt Cola or Mountain Dew, then your stuff has been abandoned at Manchester. Hopefully it should arrive here nice and early at 9am tomorrow morning.